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Herzlich Pizza Delivery Head Attire for Low-key Brand Appreciation and Exotic Modular-inspired Roleplay

Herzlich Pizza Delivery Head Attire for Low-key Brand Appreciation and Exotic Modular-inspired Roleplay

Regular price $40.00 USD
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Ever wanted to show your love for Herzlich Labs, but afraid people will think you're a nerd? Strap this dashing and completely "safe for work" hat on, disguised to look like a local pizza courier's official regalia, and most people giving you a passing glance will think you're simply an off-duty sustainment delivery person.

The engineers at Herzlich have tried their best to emulate the exact style and look of a generic pizzeria, down to the cap coming to you pre-destroyed and washed. All you have to do is wear it to give it a beautiful patina of sweat stains, maybe crush the brim a bit and spill some sauce on it. No one, except those inducted into the secret of Herzlich Labs, will recognize you as a nerd, but rather as an attractive food transmission conveyor/deliveryperson.

The hat is also an excellent prop for exotic live-action roleplay scenarios involving pizza deliveries - but I'll keep that between you and me.

Sausage not included.

This product is made especially for you, and as locally to you as possible, as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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